Dec 31
What do you get when you combine Plexiglas, Ritz crackers, Cheese Whiz, and a blindfold?
A very funny video. Watch…
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Nov 13
Yesterday was Emily’s 14th birthday; and since she loves a good joke, I’m giving her this one. The answer is below.
Happy birthday Emily. We love you very much.
Dad
HERE’S THE JOKE…
Q: What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
A: Bunny farts!
Oct 22
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.
The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Mercedes Benz SL 500. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out.
The bank agrees to accept the car collateral for the loan. The bank’s president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $110,000 Benz as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Benz into the bank’s underground garage and parks it there.
Two weeks later, the blonde returns. She repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41.
The loan officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000?”
The blonde replies, “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?”
Sep 27
This post has a two-fold purpose… fun and education.
For the fun part, watch this Japanese marshmallow eating contest video…
For the education part, if you’d like to see how to embed an YouTube video like this one into your Wordpress blog, click here to watch a 4:12 video that demonstrates the process.
Sep 11
A man was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw a man eating grass by the roadside. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
“Why are you eating grass?” he asked the man.
“I don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied.
“Oh, please come to my house!”
“But sir, I have a wife and four children…”
“Bring them along!” the rich man said.
They all climbed into the limo. Once underway, the poor fellow said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us in.”
The rich man replied, “No, you don’t understand. The grass at my house is over three feet tall!”
Source: Comedy Central
Aug 14
I don’t know if this would be called a “stupid people stunt” or a “stupid animal stunt”, but it will make you laugh…
